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Bouncy Jump Bouncy Jump

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Very cool little game thing

Keep it up, see what you can make from this. The physics are very good.



Octopus Octopus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very cool, fun, and addicting.

Quite the strange little game, but fun and awsome. Good job. Not very interactive, for a game, but it doesn't really need to be.
Yoda sez: Vote 5, shall I.



.:WindowsNG:. .:WindowsNG:.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very nice

Though it could stand for some more features, it's wonderful. If I could do that at 13, I'd be making some crazy shit now. Keep at it!


Depredation responds:

Thanks, i might make a game next, now i know i'm allright at AS i'll expand and become SUPREME OVERLORD OF NG, lol.


Breaking-Point Breaking-Point

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Lost alot on the racism.

I noted an increadible amount of racist comments in this game, and I only played till the island level. When it started with the Scottish football (soccer) fans, I didn't noticed it too much. But the mention of the "zombie niggas" and the Jews-on-Crack, I pretty much got fed up. I thought for a change another 14 year old like my awsome self would make something good, and I was so disappointed. When we are told we are immature and we shouldn't be here I ignored it, but now... I kinda agree. You played right into those peoples hands. The game itself was good, but you simply ruined it with the racism. Add to that ONI has been taken from the game Halo, I'm really not too happy with you. If us 14 year olds could produce something mature for once, I'm sure that the people who dislike us would leave us alone, but after seeing this, I saw that, for the most part, it's our own damn fault.


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Blob Farm Blob Farm

Rated 4 / 5 stars

3:43!

Great game! It's a shame you arn't making any more content for Newgrounds. I hope you find other uses for your awsome talents.



Halo: The Game V.1. Halo: The Game V.1.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice!

I got a kick out of this! Good work.


IWantSomeCookies responds:

Sweet. Im glad you liked it ! :D


Driving Game Engine Driving Game Engine

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game engine!

This engine is quite good! I can't wait for a full version. However, turning could use some work.



All Hallow's Eve All Hallow's Eve

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Brains! Brains!

Worst voice acting ever, but quite possibly the funnist game I've ever played. The first zombies sound like McDonalds workers on crack, the rest are various degrees of the word "brains" and/or "hungry", or just plain "urrrrrggg". Classic!
Also, bonus for the "Bed 'o Nails", though maybe Caltrops would be more effective? Landmines are cool, I love how they catch fire. (the zombies, that is).
Weapons are the classics with some fun, they include a BBgun, Colt 45, shotgun, sniper rifle and a non-automatic Uzi SMG, plus grenades. I would have liked to see a rocket launcher, a big machine gun, and/or a laser or something suitablily insane. I think you took this game too seriously in everything up to the voice acting.
Some suggestions:
-Make some levels with HUGE waves of zombies. To make these parts non-laggy make a special zombie for it with simple shapes and flat colours, then multiply them. You know, grenade/machine gun fodder.
-Include above suggested weapons, and make the Uzi Autofire.
-BIG zombies, or zombies driving tanks/cars at very slow speeds.
-More areas to more around in the house. A bigger firing platform. Maybe you could upgrade it with mounted machine guns and stuff.
-A level 1 defense could be little brass tacks.
-Death traps, like holes with spikes.
-Exploding zombies, when attacked with explosives, have them fly through the air.
-A "zoom" for the sniper, if this is included than add an AUG, too, for sheer awsomeness.
I suggest alot, eh? Well it was a great game, and could have a killer follow-up. Now, I'm off to fight another huge blanket of the living-impared!


Seawana responds:

Jeez man. Next time could you offer a few more ideas? :-)

Heh heh. Thanks for playing.


Parachute Retro (Game) Parachute Retro (Game)

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

GOOD JOB!!

Man, that was good. I don't know how I lived before this game! THe buzzsaw was hard, though.



Rape Escape! Rape Escape!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not half bad

but a lot of room for improvment